Not F**kin’ Sorry
‘These four performers are some of the bravest, boldest, most candid and risk-taking on the contemporary London theatre scene.’
Go to the edge and have your preconceptions rattled as collective Not Your Circus Dog presents an evening of shameless, sexy punk-crip cabaret.
‘So, just what is it that you f**kers want? The cracks, the scars? We are sick of being your circus dogs. Everything you think we can’t do, we can.'
Join Not Your Circus Dog for luscious lip syncs, sweaty dances and verbatim stories. Before you turn up, they have a message for you:
‘Welcome to our space. You are a guest, and we are not f**king sorry.’
Not Your Circus Dog is a collective of learning disabled and neurodivergent performers who are unapologetic and perform shameless, sexy punk-crip cabaret.
Co-produced by The Hale & Access All Areas
Need to know
For ages 18+ only
Contains scenes of an adult nature and partial nudity.
This event is British Sign Language interpreted (BSL).
To book tickets for these services, call our Ticket Office on 020 3879 9555 or email [email protected]
This event is a Relaxed Performance. It has an informal atmosphere which can be particularly suitable for anyone who feels more comfortable in an environment which allows for noise and movement, or exit/re-entry when needed.
This may include people with neurodivergence such as autism, learning difficulties and other sensory or communication needs. The event features amplified music and there is also quite a lot of visually stimulating content.
You can join our free Access Scheme through your online Southbank Centre account or via email.
Find out more about our Access Scheme
Dates & times
Price
- Standard entryFrom £10*
- Concessions25%**
* Excludes £3.50 booking fee.
Book as early as you can to ensure the best choice of tickets. Ticket prices may be adjusted without notice to reflect demand.
** Limited availability. Read about concessions.
Tickets can only be sold through the Southbank Centre and our authorised agents, and can't be resold. You can return your tickets to the Southbank Centre for a credit voucher up to 48 hours before the event. Tickets resold on any third-party platforms will become invalid.
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Venue
Purcell Room
Our number one priority is the health and wellbeing of our visitors and staff.
Open 90 minutes before an event until the end of the event. Closed at all other times.
Our address is: Southbank Centre, Belvedere Road, London SE1 8XX. The nearest tube and train stations within 5-7 minutes walk are Waterloo (Northern, Bakerloo, Jubilee and Waterloo & City lines) and Embankment (District & Circle lines). There are also lots of bus routes with stops 2-5 minutes from our venues. For more information on getting here by road, rail or river.
Pre-booking online is recommended. Check our website on the day for returns. There’s no need to print your e-ticket – just show your phone to our Visitor Assistants on entry.
Some free events don't require a ticket. Found an event labelled FREE on our website with no way to book? Simply turn up on the day.
If you don't receive your e-ticket
Your e-ticket will be sent to you seven days before the event date from [email protected]. If you don't receive your e-ticket, and it's not in your junk or spam folder, please get in touch.
More information
Find out all you need to know about tickets, including concessions, group bookings, returns, credit vouchers and more, via the link below.
Get an overview of the seating layout of the Purcell Room by downloading our seating plan.
Toilets
An accessible toilet is located in the foyer.
A Changing Places toilet is located on Level 1 Royal Festival Hall next to the JCB Glass Lift, for the exclusive use of disabled people who need personal assistance to use the toilet.
The facility includes a height-adjustable bench, tracking hoist system, a centrally-placed toilet, a height-adjustable basin and a shower. The phone outside the Changing Places toilet will connect you with a member of staff, who can provide you with the key. The facility is open daily 10am – 11pm.
Cloakroom
The Queen Elizabeth Hall and Purcell Room cloakroom is closed. You won’t be able to bring any bags over 40 x 25 x 25cm into the venues, so please leave large bags at home.
We're cash-free
Please note that we're unable to accept cash payments across our site.
Purcell Room is located in Queen Elizabeth Hall. For step-free access please use Royal Festival Hall JCB glass lift to Level 2 and enter via Riverside Terrace.
Talk to a member of staff at the auditorium entrance if you have a disability that means you can’t queue, or you need extra time to take your seat. They can arrange priority entry for you as soon as the doors open.
Please bear with us while we update our access map to reflect the refurbishment of the Royal Festival Hall’s Level 2 foyer spaces. The step-free routes remain the same.